look! i'm doing it! see? did you notice that this is the 3rd--THIRD!--posting of "funny...on friday" in a row? and it's really friday!
in addition to my blogging feat, i must mention that 3/4 of one floor of the house has been vacuumed AND i completed 1.75 pieces of furniture this week. unfortunately, i did sand the tips off two important fingers and a thumb which means washing dishes will be... not done. may impact folding of laundry, too.
for the most part, though, i felt so together and... organized. so very....
sadly, my 7th grade 'tween did not recognize my togetherness at 6:40am when the car key hook was mysteriously empty as we set out on our morning drive to the bus stop (hush--it's still dark out... she could get abducted!).
no, we do not have another set of keys and no, you may not ask why.
suffice it to say that they turned up in
my 'tween was not impressed as she shot her "like, whatever, mom"-look.
|insert 'tween face|
speaking of "like, whatever", today's funny is from a favorite of mine, taylor mali, teacher, poetry slam winner, humorist, author, and scorer of 581 points in a single scrabble game.
no, i did not make that up.
oh, if you are/were a teacher, or if you happen to know one, you might enjoy this one, too.
happy friday, friends.