the few of you who actually read what i write know that i'm emBOLDening my pieces with coluh whether it's what buyers are buyin' or not. mostly not... but, still no white, no way.
but that post was a f t e r i had finished the buffet formerly known as "the treasure chest" or "brown blob barfy blah" or "the piethe that theriouthly tried to dethtroy my thumb". so this guy isn't exactly blazing bright in coluh so i embellished him with some kuh-noberiffic BAM!
you'll notice that the "acKnowledge the K kampaign" is still moving right along. the new president is talking to the wall street protestors to see if we can kill two birds with one stone.
yes, that's a lot of back linking for those of you that need to catch up on 'da haps here but...you snooze, you lose...right, gwendolyn? just go ahead back through A L L of those fine posts and we'll wait right the heck here for you.
go on....hurry off with you! shoo, now!
ho-dee-do-dee-hum-dee-dum...isn't this just dandy and fun? (i haven't poeted in awhile, have i?)
back already? oh, i see. you're a "skimmer".
no, really, it's okay. my babbles and rambles are not worth your time anyway. no hurt feelings. not a one. (sniff. wipe.)
movin' on....let's briefly review in case the... um, skimmers did not fully absorb blob's history.
here's the "before" photo of the freebie blob of a buffet that my mom, the snarly pooch and i plucked up in a shady-upholstered-furniture-on-da-porch-'hood 'round philadelphia:
...after two coats of citracrap....
...after two JUGS of citracrap....
yes, that woodgrain is GORGEOUS but not nearly the stainable kind of gorgeous. too pocky and pokey for a clean look so out came the paint.
excuse me? YOU would've made it work? really?
see? see those filled spots? see what i mean? oh, yeah? we'll just see about that when you happen to find your own FREE mahogany buffet -- that devours TWO jugs of stripper-- and shoot for the stain.
i hate predictability as much as the next blogger but...it was ASCP for me. again. it's just so darn easy to layer and...
i'll shut up now and just show you the pics 'cuz you're probably gonna just scroll down to them anyway, miss "i've-got-cookies-to-bake-and-gifts-to-wrap".