Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Field Trip: Ikea


today i wrestled free from my laptop and paintbrushes to indulge in a half-day excursion to our local shepherd o swedish' style .


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sorry, gwen but i' couldn't keep it from you any longer.  i had no choice.  it was on my way home from a craigslist coup and my steering wheel twisted and turned its way to their front door no matter the ferocity of my fight.

why, on each visit, am i startled at the price of their high-style, minimalist products?  do they have a hidden magnet at the entrance that zaps my memory of prices previously seen at earlier visits?





$29.99.  really?  R E A L L Y?




$19.99.  yeperoo.  less than twenty georgie-porgies for a wall sconce with a oval textured white shade.  



$89.99 for the pendant designed by the hot guy.  c'mon.  do we really believe that marcus arvonen looks like THAT?  whatever.  it's only $89.99...i'm not gonna sweat it.  just give me the light.

no, i want two if you're gonna keep me from spilling the arvonen beans.  yes, bulbs, too.




a buck-fitty WITH A SIDE OF HOT DOG.  not yelling, just emphasizing with my frugal-frenzy shriek.

$1.50 paid in change from the car console.

my ikea afternoon:  priceless.


7 comments:

The Bold Abode said...

Gots ta think about this one...be back later...cuz i'm tired and laughin' too hard...

Junky Vagabond said...

I love me some Ikea! They may have a bad rap for some things, but can't be beat for uniqueness :)

❀ⒹⒺⒺ❀@ A Lapin Life said...

Ikea is awesome! I could spend the whole day there.

Dee

Tina@WhatWeKeep said...

No Swedish meatballs with lingonberry sauce?
I told you that you be craaaazy!

Eclectically Vintage said...

Got the kappa light for my daughter and doing a girls room and trying to get them to use the huge amazing paper flower light. Love that thing!
Kelly

Gwen @ The Bold Abode said...

Sees it? I'm back. Hahahahahah...drove an hour an half just to window shop at Anthro...not really...no, I did go ta Charlottesville, which is AWESOME... but no kuh-knobs...got a gorgeous jacket for like 70% off...

When I die, i hope heaven is rows and rows of Anthropologie and Ikea...and flea markets...and chocolate... K...I'ma stop now...

Brandi said...

Love IKEA! Their prices can't be beat! Oh and I love their Lingonberry drink! Thanks for sharing your day!!

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