Monday, October 31, 2011
yes, the saturday afternoon wedding we were an hour and half late for was in the church on the other side of the horizontal tree.
yes, the horizontal tree was swingin' from some power lines. the live & kickin' kind.
yes, the flares that the police officer set out quit early.
yes, my husband--my driver--was spazzin' about the treacherous 2 hour drive turning into 4.
no, my company and crass language was not calming.
have you guessed where this is going?
yep, under the tree.
yes, you can scream and pray at the same time.
yes, we know it was stupid and that we're lucky. so are all the people that went before and after us.
yes, the police officer was a tad teed off but took off in search of flameless flares instead of his ticket pad. (phew.)
and, yes, it was an unforgettable wedding day.